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The final hurdle that forced the Demons to hit pause on long-awaited home

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 10:02 am
The final hurdle that forced the Demons to hit pause on long-awaited home — Australia
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The Straight Version

Melbourne Football Club has paused its Caulfield training facility project due to new planning hurdles.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a professional club that cannot even secure a patch of grass. These muppets are building a legacy of absolute nothingness in the middle of nowhere.

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PROFESSIONAL DISASTER / 10

Imagine being a professional club that cannot even secure a patch of grass.

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