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The late-night letter that blindsided Melbourne principals over classroom support

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·28 Oct, 10:24 am
The late-night letter that blindsided Melbourne principals over classroom support — Australia
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The Straight Version

The Victorian government is slashing disability support funding for schools just six weeks before the year ends.

The UNHINGED Take

Melbourne bureaucrats are absolute muppets for yanking the rug out now. It is a gutless, cooked move that proves these pencil-pushers couldn't run a chook raffle, let alone an education system.

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Melbourne bureaucrats are absolute muppets for yanking the rug out now.

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