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The RBA may be about to hike interest rates. Use our loan calculator to check how it may affect you

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·2 Nov, 02:01 am
The RBA may be about to hike interest rates. Use our loan calculator to check how it may affect you — Australia
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The Straight Version

RBA may hike rates to 18‑year high, adding about $119 to a $731k mortgage payer's monthly bill.

The UNHINGED Take

Holy blud, the RBA's pocket‑puncher pees on Aussie homeowners, turning mortgages from pan into a fiscal barbecued nightmare.

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RISKY RATE RAGE / 10

Holy blud, the RBA's pocket‑puncher pees on Aussie homeowners, turning mortgages from pan into a fiscal barbecued nightmare.

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