The Straight Version
The Sydney Morning Herald is hyping Jon Ossoff as a potential future US president due to his Australian mother.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a bit of Aussie DNA makes a career politician less of a manufactured swamp creature. The Yanks don't want your rejects, they have enough homegrown muppets already.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10
Imagine thinking a bit of Aussie DNA makes a career politician less of a manufactured swamp creature.
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