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White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 02:08 am
White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses — Australia
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The Straight Version

The Trump administration has downplayed reports the pair could be on their way out after heavy Republicans election losses.

The UNHINGED Take

"White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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