The Straight Version
Victorian Liberal leader Jess Wilson's campaign bus crashed into a shop awning during its inaugural outing.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams political competence like mounting the curb and binning a small business before your campaign even starts. Absolute cooked display of incompetence from the Jess Express wreckage.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Nothing screams political competence like mounting the curb and binning a small business before your campaign even starts.
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Nothing screams political competence like mounting the curb and binning a small business before your campaign even starts. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/the-victorian-liberals-campaign-bus-was-supposed-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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