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What a Trump-Xi-Putin summit could mean – and what it wouldn’t

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:49 pm
What a Trump-Xi-Putin summit could mean – and what it wouldn’t — Australia
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The Straight Version

Trump, Xi, and Putin are considering a potential summit during the upcoming APEC meeting.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching these three ego-maniacal drongos attempt a global handshake is like witnessing a train wreck in a nuclear power plant. The sheer level of cooked delusion required to think this ends well is staggering.

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NUCLEAR DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Watching these three ego-maniacal drongos attempt a global handshake is like witnessing a train wreck in a nuclear power plant.

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