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Who is Kenya’s starvation cult leader?

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:43 pm
Who is Kenya’s starvation cult leader? — Australia
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Dieter Drakes allegedly forces followers to starve by preaching 'nourishment equals death'.

The UNHINGED Take

Paki Jemva burns Nairobi's back alleys with a 'no‑food‑no‑soul' doctrine, feeding followers mosquito scabs while swearing you've never tasted love on a diet of pain. This is cult‑tasting hell.

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Paki Jemva burns Nairobi's back alleys with a 'no‑food‑no‑soul' doctrine, feeding followers mosquito scabs while swearing you've never tasted love on a diet of pain.

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Paki Jemva burns Nairobi's back alleys with a 'no‑food‑no‑soul' doctrine, feeding followers mosquito scabs while swearing you've never tasted love on a diet of pain. SICK SOCIETY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/who-is-kenyas-starvation-cult-leader #NZElection2026 #Unh

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