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Woman feared for life during indecent assault in Geraldton

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·2 Nov, 08:52 am
Woman feared for life during indecent assault in Geraldton — Australia
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The Straight Version

A 29-year-old woman was indecently assaulted while walking home in Geraldton early Sunday morning.

The UNHINGED Take

Geraldton is a lawless cesspit where walking home is basically playing Russian roulette with local bottom-feeders. Total failure of basic human decency in a town that’s clearly lost the plot.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Geraldton is a lawless cesspit where walking home is basically playing Russian roulette with local bottom-feeders.

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