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The Straight Version
Anvisa approved the oral semaglutide pill Wegovy for obesity treatment in Brazil, offering an alternative to weekly injections.
The UNHINGED Take
Novo Nordisk is selling expensive magic beans to lazy folks who can't put down the pão de queijo. Enjoy paying a monthly mortgage just to skip the gym and stay bloated.
The Bottom Line
CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10
Novo Nordisk is selling expensive magic beans to lazy folks who can't put down the pão de queijo.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Novo Nordisk is selling expensive magic beans to lazy folks who can't put down the pão de queijo. CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/anvisa-aprova-wegovy-em-comprimido-a-primeira-p #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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