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Polícia pede prisão de suspeito de matar ex-companheira e filho dela de 6 anos em Cotia

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·4 Nov, 11:19 am
Polícia pede prisão de suspeito de matar ex-companheira e filho dela de 6 anos em Cotia — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Eric Conrado Alves de Almeida is suspected of murdering his ex-girlfriend Anna Gabriela and her 6-year-old son in Cotia.

The UNHINGED Take

Eric is a pathetic coward who thought playing God in his apartment made him a man, but he is just a stain on the sidewalk waiting to be erased.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Eric is a pathetic coward who thought playing God in his apartment made him a man, but he is just a stain on the sidewalk waiting to be erased.

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Eric is a pathetic coward who thought playing God in his apartment made him a man, but he is just a stain on the sidewalk waiting to be erased. ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/pol-cia-pede-pris-o-de-suspeito-de #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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