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Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 04:44 pm
Bank of Canada raises interest rates for the first time in three years — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Bank of Canada raised rates by 0.25% amidst surging inflation.

The UNHINGED Take

Bank of Canada arrebentou 0.25%, e o povo acabou na salada de ser escravo dos juros, enquanto o cofrinho fica mais vazio.

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The Bottom Line

More interest, less joy / 10

Bank of Canada arrebentou 0.25%, e o povo acabou na salada de ser escravo dos juros, enquanto o cofrinho fica mais vazio.

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Bank of Canada arrebentou 0.25%, e o povo acabou na salada de ser escravo dos juros, enquanto o cofrinho fica mais vazio. More interest, less joy / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/bank-of-canada-raises-interest-rates-for-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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