The Straight Version
EU proposes Canada as associate member while U.S. tariffs test their friendship.
The UNHINGED Take
EU wants Canada as puppet, while U.S. flails like a baby demanding a Wingstop fix. Lobbyists got more backup than a samba school, but still flakey as a broken champagne bottle.
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
EU wants Canada as puppet, while U.S.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
EU wants Canada as puppet, while U.S. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/canada-eu-summit-what-do-both-sides-want #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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