The Straight Version
Folha de S.Paulo discusses presbyopia, explaining why vision blurs and the necessity of visiting an ophthalmologist after forty.
The UNHINGED Take
You are not aging gracefully, you are just turning into a blind sack of meat that needs a pharmacy crutch to read a receipt. Admit you are falling apart already.
The Bottom Line
MIDLIFE CRISIS CIRCUS / 10
You are not aging gracefully, you are just turning into a blind sack of meat that needs a pharmacy crutch to read a receipt.
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