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Suspeitos são flagrados assaltando loja de importados no Sertão da PB e causam prejuízo de cerca de R$ 70 mil

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·29 Oct, 09:30 am
Suspeitos são flagrados assaltando loja de importados no Sertão da PB e causam prejuízo de cerca de R$ 70 mil — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Two armed suspects robbed an import store in Pombal, Paraiba, stealing 70,000 BRL in luxury goods.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting like a high-roller client just to spray bullets in a dusty sertão shop. These two losers really traded their freedom for some cheap watches and a police manhunt.

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AMATEUR HOUR LOSERS / 10

Imagine acting like a high-roller client just to spray bullets in a dusty sertão shop.

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