The Straight Version
California Governor Pardons all 548 death-row inmates in historic mercy gesture.
The UNHINGED Take
Governor's 'fencing' all 548 deadlings? Like a carnival barker selling souls as souvenir. Death row turned karaoke stage—watch inmates light up the house, while the capital burns.

The Bottom Line
CAPITAL CRASH / 10
Governor's 'fencing' all 548 deadlings?
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Governor's 'fencing' all 548 deadlings? CAPITAL CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/california-governor-commutes-death-sentences-for-all-548 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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