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California governor commutes death sentences for all 548 people on death row

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 07:57 pm
California governor commutes death sentences for all 548 people on death row — Brazil
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The Straight Version

California Governor Pardons all 548 death-row inmates in historic mercy gesture.

The UNHINGED Take

Governor's 'fencing' all 548 deadlings? Like a carnival barker selling souls as souvenir. Death row turned karaoke stage—watch inmates light up the house, while the capital burns.

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Governor's 'fencing' all 548 deadlings?

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Governor's 'fencing' all 548 deadlings? CAPITAL CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/california-governor-commutes-death-sentences-for-all-548 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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