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'Inhumane punishment': California governor Gavin Newsom to commute 548 death sentences

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 07:59 pm
'Inhumane punishment': California governor Gavin Newsom to commute 548 death sentences — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Governor Gavin Newsom commutes 548 death sentences to life without parole.

The UNHINGED Take

Newsom tosses California's 548 death sentences out like trash; his mind games feel like a clown circus—no justice, only a life with no parole for the guilty.

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Newsom tosses California's 548 death sentences out like trash; his mind games feel like a clown circus—no justice, only a life with no parole for the guilty.

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Newsom tosses California's 548 death sentences out like trash; his mind games feel like a clown circus—no justice, only a life with no parole for the guilty. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/inhumane-punishment-california-governor-gavin-newsom-to-co

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