The Straight Version
Over 113,000 candidates sit for the Enem 2026 exam across Rio Grande do Norte this Sunday.
The UNHINGED Take
More than a hundred thousand souls wasting their Sunday in a sweaty classroom just to chase a degree that won't save them from this country's crumbling misery. Pure circus.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
More than a hundred thousand souls wasting their Sunday in a sweaty classroom just to chase a degree that won't save them from this country's crumbling misery.
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More than a hundred thousand souls wasting their Sunday in a sweaty classroom just to chase a degree that won't save them from this country's crumbling misery. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/enem-2026-113-9-mil-candidatos-fazem-provas #NZElecti
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