The Straight Version
Salvador students face a hot, dry Enem testing day with temperatures hitting 31°C this Sunday.
The UNHINGED Take
The weather is perfect for sweating out your future in a 31-degree oven while the education system roasts your brain into a soggy acarajé. Good luck passing with heatstroke as your only company.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN MELTING INCOMPETENCE / 10
The weather is perfect for sweating out your future in a 31-degree oven while the education system roasts your brain into a soggy acarajé.
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