The Straight Version
Flávio Bolsonaro and family crossed into Argentina by car then chartered a private jet for Guayaquil.
The UNHINGED Take
Flávio Bolsonaro's got more balls than brains — crossing borders via an interstate bridge at 22:50, then booking a private jet 40 minutes later. Total fumble in the firewall, no legit path out of Brazil, Just a compromised senador flying under Ecuadorian radar like he owns the green route. Sausage armageddon.
The Bottom Line
GERALD FALLEN / 10
Flávio Bolsonaro's got more balls than brains — crossing borders via an interstate bridge at 22:50, then booking a private jet 40 minutes later.
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Flávio Bolsonaro's got more balls than brains — crossing borders via an interstate bridge at 22:50, then booking a private jet 40 minutes later. GERALD FALLEN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/fl-vio-bolsonaro-e-fam-lia-cruzaram-fronteira #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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