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Honduras aprova prisão perpétua para assassinos de juízes e policiais

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·28 Oct, 05:07 am
Honduras aprova prisão perpétua para assassinos de juízes e policiais — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Honduras approves life imprisonment for those who killed judges and police.

The UNHINGED Take

Honduras cackles as judges and cops get a boomstick sentence, while bloodsucking insiders still sip cheap bribe‑juice. The country winks, but fingers barely reach the wrong side of unity.

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ABSURD JUSTICE / 10

Honduras cackles as judges and cops get a boomstick sentence, while bloodsucking insiders still sip cheap bribe‑juice.

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Honduras cackles as judges and cops get a boomstick sentence, while bloodsucking insiders still sip cheap bribe‑juice. ABSURD JUSTICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/honduras-aprova-pris-o-perp-tua-para-assassinos #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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