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Fuvest 2027: mais de 3,4 mil candidatos fazem a 1ª fase em São Carlos e Pirassununga

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·1 Nov, 09:00 am
Fuvest 2027: mais de 3,4 mil candidatos fazem a 1ª fase em São Carlos e Pirassununga — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Over 106,000 students are battling for 8,147 USP spots during the Fuvest 2027 first round exam.

The UNHINGED Take

More than a hundred thousand fools lining up to suffer for a degree that just prints fancy diplomas for the unemployed. Enjoy your five hours of misery in São Carlos.

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COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10

More than a hundred thousand fools lining up to suffer for a degree that just prints fancy diplomas for the unemployed.

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