The Straight Version
A man was airlifted from a trail in Itu after becoming immobilized following an accident.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so useless you turn a casual weekend hike into an expensive taxpayer-funded joyride for the military police. Stay home and rot next time, you absolute clown.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SKILL ISSUE / 10
Imagine being so useless you turn a casual weekend hike into an expensive taxpayer-funded joyride for the military police.
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