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Por que a ciência é importante para os juízes decidirem

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·3 Nov, 11:39 am
Por que a ciência é importante para os juízes decidirem — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Estadão argues that judges should rely on scientific evidence to ground their legal decisions.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine needing a PhD to figure out that facts matter. Our toga-wearing deities in Brasilia are so disconnected they need a science manual just to realize water is wet.

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TOTAL JUDICIAL INCOMPETENCE / 10

Imagine needing a PhD to figure out that facts matter.

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