The Straight Version
48-year-old steals brand-new SUV, crashes dealership window, flees with gasoline.
The UNHINGED Take
Manda treta, ele quebra vitrine, leva SUV, ainda cola gasolina no tanque de diesel. Padrão, macho que viola o dinheiro como se fosse rum.
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The Bottom Line
BRAZILIAN LUNATIC / 10
Manda treta, ele quebra vitrine, leva SUV, ainda cola gasolina no tanque de diesel.
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