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Não existem atalhos nem fórmulas mágicas para reduzir juros no Brasil, como sugere Lara Resende

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·3 Nov, 08:50 pm
Não existem atalhos nem fórmulas mágicas para reduzir juros no Brasil, como sugere Lara Resende — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Lara Resende claims Brazil can hack interest rates, but Estadão debunks the rumor.

The UNHINGED Take

Lara Resende, bling‑bling economist, sold Brasil hip‑hop finance; it’s a magic trick that keeps juros high and wallets thin.

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Lara Resende, bling‑bling economist, sold Brasil hip‑hop finance; it’s a magic trick that keeps juros high and wallets thin.

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