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Mais de 230 celulares e 600 porções de drogas são apreendidos em presídios de MT

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·3 Nov, 08:48 pm
Mais de 230 celulares e 600 porções de drogas são apreendidos em presídios de MT — Brazil
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The Straight Version

42 MT prisons churned into contraband factories—600+ drug bags and 232 phones seized.

The UNHINGED Take

Police officials actually did their jobs; inmates literally had their phones on speed-dial. Beautiful dysfunction for breakfast.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Police officials actually did their jobs; inmates literally had their phones on speed-dial.

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