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PF prende 26 por controle do tráfico de armas e drogas na fronteira com o Paraguai

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·4 Nov, 11:16 am
PF prende 26 por controle do tráfico de armas e drogas na fronteira com o Paraguai — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Federal Police arrested 26 individuals involved in an arms and drug trafficking ring on the Paraguay border.

The UNHINGED Take

Twenty-six amateur cartels caught playing border bingo with the PF; hope the prison food in Brazil is as trash as their smuggling operation.

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AMATEUR HOUR CIRCUS / 10

Twenty-six amateur cartels caught playing border bingo with the PF; hope the prison food in Brazil is as trash as their smuggling operation.

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Twenty-six amateur cartels caught playing border bingo with the PF; hope the prison food in Brazil is as trash as their smuggling operation. AMATEUR HOUR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/pf-prende-26-por-controle-do-tr-fico #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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