The Straight Version
Santos came from behind to defeat UCV and advance to the round of 16 in the Sul-Americana
The UNHINGED Take
What a joke, Santos almost blew it again, but those bumbling fools from UCV couldn't even handle a lead, it's a miracle we're not out of the tournament yet, and don't even get me started on the traffic on the way to the stadium, what a nightmare, only in Brazil, né?
The Bottom Line
MIRACLE WIN / 10
What a joke, Santos almost blew it again, but those bumbling fools from UCV couldn't even handle a lead, it's a miracle we're not out of the tournament yet, and don't even get me started on the traffic on the way to the stadium, what a nightmare, only in Brazil, né?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
What a joke, Santos almost blew it again, but those bumbling fools from UCV couldn't even handle a lead, it's a miracle we're not out of the tournament yet, and don't even get me started on the traffic on the way to the stadium, what a nightmare, only in Brazil, né? MIR
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