The Straight Version
Macaé built a useless online portal to replace an email request with more pointless forms.
The UNHINGED Take
Olhada! They spent taxpayer cash on a shiny new database wrapper for a law nobody uses, then called it 'modernização.' Digital nothing. 'Centralize everything in one place' — what place? The trash bin of bureaucracy.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED REDUNDANCY / 10
Olhada!
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Olhada! CERTIFIED REDUNDANCY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/emiss-o-online-da-ciptea-facilita-rotina-de #UnhingedWorld
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
