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Uso de anabolizantes, anotação criminal e posts sobre treinos de artes marciais: quem é o lutador preso por espancar vizinhas

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·7 Nov, 06:00 am
Uso de anabolizantes, anotação criminal e posts sobre treinos de artes marciais: quem é o lutador preso por espancar vizinhas — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Lucas Portela Fontana Gomes broke into neighbors' apartments, beat women at night, and got arrested.

The UNHINGED Take

He flexed jiu-jítsu pics on Insta, then used anabolizantes to unleash a night‑time massacre on the Tijuca neighbors. It’s a fight club crime plus free‑kickboxing show.

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He flexed jiu-jítsu pics on Insta, then used anabolizantes to unleash a night‑time massacre on the Tijuca neighbors.

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He flexed jiu-jítsu pics on Insta, then used anabolizantes to unleash a night‑time massacre on the Tijuca neighbors. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/uso-de-anabolizantes-anota-o-criminal-e-posts #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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