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2 college students found dead in Colorado fell a ‘substantial distance'

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 05:19 pm
2 college students found dead in Colorado fell a ‘substantial distance' — Canada
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The Straight Version

Two Colorado students fell dead from a substantial height during a campus hike.

The UNHINGED Take

Leadville’s cliffs are a free‑fall exhibit; the students literally paid tuition they didn’t need, eh.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Leadville’s cliffs are a free‑fall exhibit; the students literally paid tuition they didn’t need, eh.

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Leadville’s cliffs are a free‑fall exhibit; the students literally paid tuition they didn’t need, eh. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/2-college-students-found-dead-in-colorado-fell #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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