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‘Extinction-level event': DeSantis says blue wave will hurt GOP for years

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 05:39 pm
‘Extinction-level event': DeSantis says blue wave will hurt GOP for years — Canada
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The Straight Version

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has said the Democrat’s sweeping win in the midterms is a “close to an extinction level event for Republicans in many parts of the country.”

The UNHINGED Take

Look at ‘Extinction speedrunning total brain death: "‘Extinction-level event: DeSantis says blue wave will hurt GOP for years". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

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Look at ‘Extinction speedrunning total brain death: "‘Extinction-level event: DeSantis says blue wave will hurt GOP for years".

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Look at ‘Extinction speedrunning total brain death: "‘Extinction-level event: DeSantis says blue wave will hurt GOP for years". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-extinction-level-event-desantis-says-blue #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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