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Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member'; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·29 Oct, 09:36 pm
Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member'; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more — Canada
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"Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/afternoon-front-page-canada-re-labeled-and-8216 #NZElection202

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