The Straight Version
Catch up on the stories we’re following today
The UNHINGED Take
"Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Afternoon front page: Canada re-labeled ‘associate member; Ottawa lets defence-tech company slip into foreign hands; and more" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/afternoon-front-page-canada-re-labeled-and-8216 #NZElection202
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥