Patrick Stewart dead at 86: Shakespea…

Patrick Stewart dead at 86: Shakespearean actor who became a Hollywood megastar was a ‘singular talent'

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·29 Oct, 08:55 pm

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Patrick Stewart has died at age 86.

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Stewart's curtain fell at 86, the so‑called Shakespeare titan, now a grave‑grown husk. Hollywood faked reverence while he bottled a galactic ego, eh.

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Stewart's curtain fell at 86, the so‑called Shakespeare titan, now a grave‑grown husk.

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