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‘Alien-cortical’ mice: Can human brain cells grow inside animals?

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 05:57 am
‘Alien-cortical’ mice: Can human brain cells grow inside animals? — Canada
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The Straight Version

Scientists implanted human brain cells into mice, sparking debate over neurohybrid ethics.

The UNHINGED Take

Mice now carry human neurons like maple syrup on a tin‑foil hat—science haute cuisine, ethics raw filet. We're gambling with brains they'll chew on before your passport says 'eh,' then laugh like a loon.

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CHICKEN DINNER, NOT SCIENCE / 10

Mice now carry human neurons like maple syrup on a tin‑foil hat—science haute cuisine, ethics raw filet.

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