The Straight Version
Paraguay ex-President Santiago Pena smuggled out of collapsing banks into military base for life insurance, proving the whole country is run by munted muppets
The UNHINGED Take
Choking on cash Paraguay dumps its ex-leader into a bunker like it's goldfish food, while real pensioners starve in Asuncion — absolute Beehive clown show
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Choking on cash Paraguay dumps its ex-leader into a bunker like it's goldfish food, while real pensioners starve in Asuncion — absolute Beehive clown show
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Choking on cash Paraguay dumps its ex-leader into a bunker like it's goldfish food, while real pensioners starve in Asuncion — absolute Beehive clown show CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/paraguays-pena-under-military-protection-in-bank-collapse #NZ
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