The Straight Version
Mario Alberto Morales was driving an unmarked SUV when he struck and ran over Miguel Parra Hernandez who was running away during a pursuit, the District Attorney’s Office said.
The UNHINGED Take
"An ICE officer is charged with assault for striking a man with a car in Houston" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"An ICE officer is charged with assault for striking a man with a car in Houston" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"An ICE officer is charged with assault for striking a man with a car in Houston" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/an-ice-officer-is-charged-with-assault-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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