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New government will examine BC Ferries shipbuilding, Doerkson says

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·30 Oct, 09:52 pm
New government will examine BC Ferries shipbuilding, Doerkson says — Canada
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The Straight Version

"I don't know what the deal looks like, I mean we would obviously have an interest in seeing that," Lorne Doerkson said of the BC Ferries deal made last year.

The UNHINGED Take

"New government will examine BC Ferries shipbuilding, Doerkson says" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"New government will examine BC Ferries shipbuilding, Doerkson says" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"New government will examine BC Ferries shipbuilding, Doerkson says" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/new-government-will-examine-bc-ferries-shipbuilding-doerkson #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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