The Straight Version
Police said that Robert Kelker-Kelly had reportedly complained of chest pain shortly before becoming unresponsive and the circumstances appeared consistent with a medical event.
The UNHINGED Take
"‘Days of Our Lives star Robert Kelker-Kelly cause of death revealed" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"‘Days of Our Lives star Robert Kelker-Kelly cause of death revealed" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"‘Days of Our Lives star Robert Kelker-Kelly cause of death revealed" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-days-of-our-lives-star-robert #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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