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Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified: reports

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·30 Oct, 03:43 pm
Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified: reports — Canada
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The Straight Version

Three suspects 'fired their guns multiple times, and one victim was struck with a hammer,' police say

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified speedrunning total brain death: "Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified: reports". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified speedrunning total brain death: "Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified: reports".

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Look at Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified speedrunning total brain death: "Toronto CEO, daughters shot in Bridle Path home invasion identified: reports". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/toronto-ceo-daughters-shot-in-bridle-path

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