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‘Indestructible' Downtown Eastside toilet suddenly out of service

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·29 Oct, 01:19 am
‘Indestructible' Downtown Eastside toilet suddenly out of service — Canada
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The Straight Version

A public washroom in Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside was suddenly shut down.

The UNHINGED Take

City of Vancouver canned its own 'indestructible' latrine, sending residents to the open air like a punchline. Meanwhile, councilbirds fumble with flush funds, making citizens flush their taxes down the social pipe.

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DAFTLY FLOORED / 10

City of Vancouver canned its own 'indestructible' latrine, sending residents to the open air like a punchline.

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City of Vancouver canned its own 'indestructible' latrine, sending residents to the open air like a punchline. DAFTLY FLOORED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-indestructible-downtown-eastside-toilet-suddenly-out #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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