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‘Local Governance 101' Okanagan community's first-ever council trains ahead of inaugural meeting

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·29 Oct, 01:44 am
‘Local Governance 101' Okanagan community's first-ever council trains ahead of inaugural meeting — Canada
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The Straight Version

Okanagan Falls' inaugural council trains for a first meeting, hoping to grow while preserving its small-town vibe.

The UNHINGED Take

Okanagan Falls council trains like a moose on maple syrup; they believe a polite nod will wrangle growth while keeping the town as quaint as a used sweater. Spoiler: growth will knock down the door.

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Okanagan Falls council trains like a moose on maple syrup; they believe a polite nod will wrangle growth while keeping the town as quaint as a used sweater.

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