The Straight Version
Okanagan Falls' inaugural council trains for a first meeting, hoping to grow while preserving its small-town vibe.
The UNHINGED Take
Okanagan Falls council trains like a moose on maple syrup; they believe a polite nod will wrangle growth while keeping the town as quaint as a used sweater. Spoiler: growth will knock down the door.

The Bottom Line
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Okanagan Falls council trains like a moose on maple syrup; they believe a polite nod will wrangle growth while keeping the town as quaint as a used sweater.
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Okanagan Falls council trains like a moose on maple syrup; they believe a polite nod will wrangle growth while keeping the town as quaint as a used sweater. MOODLESS MAPLE PARADE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-local-governance-101-okanagan-communitys-first #
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