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‘Manifesting millions' pays off for winners of record $90M Lotto Max jackpot

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 08:41 pm
‘Manifesting millions' pays off for winners of record $90M Lotto Max jackpot — Canada
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The Straight Version

Four friends bought a ticket in a chat, turned musings into a $90M Lotto Max win.

The UNHINGED Take

Four wishy‑washy friends turned a group chat into a $90M Lotto Max circus, proof that manifesting equals penny‑pushed lunacy.

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Four wishy‑washy friends turned a group chat into a $90M Lotto Max circus, proof that manifesting equals penny‑pushed lunacy.

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Four wishy‑washy friends turned a group chat into a $90M Lotto Max circus, proof that manifesting equals penny‑pushed lunacy. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-manifesting-millions-pays-off-for-winners #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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