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CN freight train collides with tractor trailer towing flatbed near Brighton, Ont.

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 08:45 pm
CN freight train collides with tractor trailer towing flatbed near Brighton, Ont. — Canada
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A collision involving a CN freight train has shut down a section of road in Brighton, Ont. near the city of Quinte West.

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