The Straight Version
Argentine farmers are using boats to evacuate cattle as rising floodwaters from El Nino consume their land.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a literal cow forced into a shitty dinghy because Argentina can't handle a puddle. Absolute nautical lunacy for the steak-industry Titanic.
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The Bottom Line
WET BRAIN ENERGY / 10
Imagine being a literal cow forced into a shitty dinghy because Argentina can't handle a puddle.
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