The Straight Version
Inter Miami drew 2-2 with Cincinnati, dropping them to third place in the Eastern Conference.
The UNHINGED Take
The greatest player in history is babysitting a glorified retirement home that can't even beat Cincinnati. Imagine burning millions in salary just to choke on a draw like absolute hosers.
The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED TRASH / 10
The greatest player in history is babysitting a glorified retirement home that can't even beat Cincinnati.
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