The Straight Version
B.C. eliminates daylight savings; health officials warn darker mornings may curb walking and cycling.
The UNHINGED Take
BC scrapped daylight savings; commuters now prep a midnight yoga session on the bike lane. Vancouver Coastal Health cheers 'walk safe'—as if sun's late arrival couldn't double as a murder spree.
The Bottom Line
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BC scrapped daylight savings; commuters now prep a midnight yoga session on the bike lane.
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