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Fired metal shredder worker argued that her alcoholism is a disability

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 11:49 pm
Fired metal shredder worker argued that her alcoholism is a disability — Canada
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The Straight Version

Arbitrator gaveled the shredder worker out, rejecting her alcoholism‑disability defense.

The UNHINGED Take

She tried to hide behind the Human Rights Code like a wet mop, but the arbitrator dumped her like a busted shredder. Turned her booze‑code into a law‑bender joke.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

She tried to hide behind the Human Rights Code like a wet mop, but the arbitrator dumped her like a busted shredder.

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She tried to hide behind the Human Rights Code like a wet mop, but the arbitrator dumped her like a busted shredder. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/fired-metal-shredder-worker-argued-that-her-alcoholism #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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