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Carney calls 6 byelections for December in Ontario, Quebec and Saskatchewan

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·1 Nov, 03:13 pm
Carney calls 6 byelections for December in Ontario, Quebec and Saskatchewan — Canada
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The Straight Version

Carney triggers six by-elections as MPs depart for past jobs or new races.

The UNHINGED Take

Carney's encore: bingo, six by‑elections. Parliament's vacay act. MPs droppin’ bourbon, while the taxpayers binge dinner without pay.

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The Bottom Line

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Carney's encore: bingo, six by‑elections.

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